Sometimes just acting cute isn't enough to defend my chair. That's why I often sleep with my trusty lightsaber. Anyone that tries to move me will be in deep trouble!
Ha, I'm just kidding. I'm not really a jedi, and I can't use that lightsaber. It's too big for my paws. Anyway, I don't need one since I have long sharp claws -- and I know how to use them! That lightsaber is a toy that belongs to my boy human. Sometimes he leaves his things in my chair.
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